porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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intosnarkness:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

and it got upgraded to first class

without me

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daa-ze:

skr0ala:

dominicsellie:

crrocs:

people who complain about “getting too many asks”

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people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”image

People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing

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Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test

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notchicken:

chekhov:

It’s -10 outside please stop wearing basketball shorts. We get It you’re straight

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trust:

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mom can i move to sweden

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pokemaam:

Being on a diet like

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(Source: spongebrah, via the-krusty-crew)